In 2023, Road America excavated a new beach area.
During the dig, they unearthed ancient Hawaiian tiki idols — buried for hundreds, perhaps thousands of years.
No one knows how they got here. No one knows why.
But the moment they were disturbed...
the curse was released.
The idols chose their champion: Alex Palou.
He doesn't even know it. He is simply... protected.
The curse didn't fall on Palou.
It fell on ALL OF US.
We are the ones doomed to watch him win forever.
It stops here. At this campsite. On this weekend.
The Alex Paluau is a sacred ritual foretold on the ancient scripts (and koozies).
You are now part of it.
Break the curse.
Whack-A-Palou.
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